May 1, 2008 Peter

May Holidays to Celebrate or Scorn

It is May first and here are some days you might want to celebrate or event scorn. Here are my favorite:

Monthly Observances

Get Caught Reading Month (AND THEN THROW THE BOOK AT THEM)
National Barbecue Month
National Bike Month
National Egg Month (I DON’T KNOW IF THIS MEANS "TO EGG" MONTH)
National Hamburger Month
National Salsa Month (SPICY!!!!!)
National Scholarship Month
National Shoes For Orphans Month (DON’T THROW YOUR SHOES AWAY)
National Sight-Saving Month
National Smile Month
National Revise Your Work Schedule Month (DOES THAT MEAN WE DON’T HAVE TO GO IN TO WORK!)
React Month (I CAN DO THAT)
Sweet Vidalia Onions Month
Teen Self-Esteem Month

Weekly Observances

National Family Month: May 14 to June 18
Eat Dessert First Week: May 1th-7th (BRING ON BLUE BELL)
National Fairy Godmother Week: May 1th-7th
National Wildflower Week: May 7th-12th
Flexible Work Arrangement Week: May 6th-12th
Goodwill Industries Week: May 6th-12th
National Family Week: May 6th-12th
National Hug Holiday Week: May 6th-12th
National Pet Week: May 6th-12th
National Transportation Week: May 13th-19th
Work At Home Moms Week: May 13th-19th
National Running and Fitness Week: May 15th-21th
National Dog Bite Prevention Week: May 19th-25th
National Backyard Games Week: May 21st-28th
National Etiquette Week: May 21st-27th

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